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"Check Please"

The "Check Please!" Story....

Vern hasn't had much luck with relationships, being somewhat socially inept, but here he is again out for dinner in the Cafe D'Amor. This is his third date with Marilyn whom he met at his hot yoga class.  Luigi, their waiter, is an old pro at facilitating romance for his naive male patrons by plying their companions with fine red wine.  Vern has not noticed the change in Marilyn's mood that could signal a sudden escalation in their relationship!

Marilyn has stopped eating, staring at Vern.  As Luigi tops up Marilyn's wineglass again, her passion overtakes her. She leans back and rubs her foot up and down Vern's leg under the table. She gently caresses her breasts. Vern is caught off guard and suddenly stops wolfing down dessert. He pauses, thinking for a moment, and finally recognizes the signs, and excitedly signals Luigi to bring him the check.  It's time to leave! 

"Check Please!"  Video

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    • Baa Baa Bad Sheep! >
      • Baa Baa Bad Sheep Photo Gallery
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    • The Bipolar Brain
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    • Waiting at the Clinic
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    • Snowbirds
    • The Not So Early Bird - The Common Sleptin
    • 1 HP Heart Pump
    • The Trojan Cat
    • 7-1/2 Horsepower
    • Howdy!
    • The Bus Stop
    • Rhinoceros Racing
    • It's an Uphill Battle
    • When an MRI Goes Badly
    • A Moment of Silence
    • Who Slew the Chicken?
    • The Dentist's Office
    • Owl Hijinx
    • Horse of a Different Colour >
      • Horse of a Different Colour Features & Specs
      • Horse of a Different Colour Photo Gallery
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    • The Extraction >
      • The Extraction Media Gallery
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    • School's Out!
    • Pond Life >
      • Pond Life Photo Gallery
    • Rat Co. >
      • Rat Co. Employee Profiles
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    • Happy Birthday Daddy! >
      • Happy Features & Specs
      • Happy Birthday Photo Gallery
    • The Raving Fans
    • The Waiting Room >
      • Waiting Room Photo Gallery
    • Cottage Cabernet
    • Neighbourhood Watch
    • Check Please!
    • Fishing >
      • Fishing Photo Gallery
      • The Mechanism
      • Brutus the Catfish
      • Crawford the Crayfish
      • Bigmouth the Largemouth Bass
      • Buddy the Chocolate Lab
      • Gertrude and Heathcliff
    • Ian's African Lion Safari
    • Call Before You Dig >
      • Features & Specs
    • Crossing The Mara >
      • Features & Specs
    • Migrating Caribou >
      • Features & Specs
    • Rocket Pack Raccoon
    • Urban Terrorists >
      • Exploring the Urban Terrorists
      • Features & Specs
    • Top Gun
    • Miss Communication
    • Hula Hoop Girl
    • Java Jane
    • The Cranky Caterpillar
    • A Case in Point...
    • The Leafs Score!
    • Enough With The Fish!
  • Learning Centre
  • Automata Store
  • Workshop Tour!
    • Sanding
    • Drilling
    • Cutting
    • Measurement
    • Carving Tools
    • Hand Tools
    • Working With Brass
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  • Mechanisms, Tip & Tricks
    • The Why and How Of It!
  • Who Am I?
    • Making Automata
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  • In The News
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  • The South Bay Railway
    • Murray's Mill
    • Rivers, Creeks & Ponds
    • Early Days Photo Gallery
    • Layout Photo Gallery
    • Layout
  • Totems
  • Some Other Small Projects
    • Misc Projects
  • Driving Home for Christmas
    • Designing the Float
    • A Penguin Prototype
    • The Human Flock
    • The Float Penguins
    • The Float Video
  • Members Page