The Story of the "Baa Baa Bad Sheep" Automata.
Life as a sheep seems to me to be not that exciting. You are chased around by a dog, and spend all day wandering around chewing on grass. The only big life events are being periodicly sheared!
Perhaps I may have been wrong! When the sun set and this flock is left on its own in the night they can get together and really party. This particular time things have gotten out of hand. The partying grew to excess and numerous complaints from locals led to a visit from the county Sheriff. He was astounded by the level of debauchery he found and shuffled the ovine party goers off to the jail for the rest of the night!
Who knew that these fluffy little critters we as consider as cute, docile, and gentle could behave in this way. Pending charge include drunk and disorderly conduct, serving liquor to minors, public indecency, excessive noise, solicitation, gambling, and possession of illicit drugs. They have pulled the wool over our eyes!
While some merely try to "sleep it off" or remorsefully ponder their fate, others continue in a spirit of revelry, dancing, singing and ranting their grievances for all to be heard. Reverend Lambert stands, bible in hand, trying to save all the souls around him he can. What was he doing at the party anyway? A few of the more clever sheep, and again who knew, have managed to execute an escape plan through the sewer grate in the cell floor. The county needs to rethink that one!
Farmer Brown is going to get a surprise in the morning, having to bail out his flock.